Compelled to make a show of low fat ice cream.

To the Gucci chic hipster with sunglasses remnant of a fly in front of me at Mora’s last night.

“Do you have any low fat ice cream?”
“We have sorbet which is no fat but it’s not ice cream.”
“But do you have any low fat ice cream?”
“Well our ice cream is locally made and has less fat than most commercial ice creams.”
“Um, ok. Which of your ice cream would you say has the lowest fat?”
“…”
“Which one has the lowest amount of fat?”
“I have no idea.”

First of all, it’s an ice cream parlor. If you’re going to make a big show about how you’re not going to eat the ice cream please save us all the display, there were people in line out the door. And understand that one day a decade from now you will look at photographs of the way you were dressed today and realize how horribly dated you looked and wonder in amazement “We actually dressed like that?”